Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every inch of the experience.
- Dump that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- This where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.
It's not asking. We’re just offering you the truth.
dudes: Dude Nail This chick Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Dude! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Get Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're here doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.